Grow Your Own Hairy Tit
£7.00Price
Looking for a gift that’ll raise eyebrows and chuckles? Say hello to the Grow Your Own Hairy Tit - a cheeky grass-growing bird that brings laughs and lush green tufts in just a few days. Despite the name, it’s genuinely a bird (a blue one, to be precise). It won’t poop on your car at 2am or wake you up tweeting by the window - just soak for 6-8 hours, keep it watered, and enjoy watching it sprout a gloriously grassy hairstyle.